Blomblog

so this is old - i know this - but i’m still grinning ear to ear

thanks ‘legions of rock’ - you’ve done it again

thanks to jason gerbing i’m now hanging with my favorite group of gentlemen. world, i introduce you to my new group of friends, the extremely-tanned folk from new jersey. jesus help me if i ever turn into this…

to see more - look at this hilarious blogpost: tan boiz

thanks for making me smile on this one mikey.

an open letter to the cab drivers of san diego…

please stop giving me life-advice. please. last nite’s advice:

do not fall in love or marry a woman that rides bikes and/or enjoys to ride horses. with this, i became intrigued. ‘why’s this?’ i asked.

answer one:
it is unhealthy when she is pregnant with your child for her to ride these bicycles and horses as it puts the child danger. okay i can deal with that and i’ll keep my trap shut so he will shut up.

nope…

answer two:
you will never be able to please a woman like this sexually. again, i’m intrigued - and a tad disturbed. ‘why’s this?’ i asked again. well, she is on her bicycle and horse all day experiencing friction in the parts below so when you are attempting to please her sexually you will finish way too fast for what she needs. i hold the vomit back and look out the window with a sheepish grin. ‘hm… okay…’ he then informed me that his father imposed this wisdom upon him.

so, in conclusion, i’d like to say thank you cab driver from saving me from marrying a girl who rides bikes or horses. i had no idea…

Mr. Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

Funny man Waldo Faldo.

Hurry kids to your local IKEA shopping center - i’m on sale now!

this is a bit over the top, but obviously the point, and i find it pretty damn funny

yeah the movie is pretty lame and dated - but goddamn this is still hilarious