Blomblog

so i saw a pregnant woman rollerblading at lunch - is just me or is that really stupid?

an open letter to the cab drivers of san diego…

please stop giving me life-advice. please. last nite’s advice:

do not fall in love or marry a woman that rides bikes and/or enjoys to ride horses. with this, i became intrigued. ‘why’s this?’ i asked.

answer one:
it is unhealthy when she is pregnant with your child for her to ride these bicycles and horses as it puts the child danger. okay i can deal with that and i’ll keep my trap shut so he will shut up.

nope…

answer two:
you will never be able to please a woman like this sexually. again, i’m intrigued - and a tad disturbed. ‘why’s this?’ i asked again. well, she is on her bicycle and horse all day experiencing friction in the parts below so when you are attempting to please her sexually you will finish way too fast for what she needs. i hold the vomit back and look out the window with a sheepish grin. ‘hm… okay…’ he then informed me that his father imposed this wisdom upon him.

so, in conclusion, i’d like to say thank you cab driver from saving me from marrying a girl who rides bikes or horses. i had no idea…

i hate the term - ‘guyliner’