Archive for April, 2008

a new low…or, genius?

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Car Bed

i know i’m lazy - i love lounging, relaxing, taking it easy, cooling off - but it’s come to my attention that it’s reached new heights.

as of late i’ve really come to take a liking to the concept of the power-nap. admittedly this is not a new concept; in fact, i dabbled in the art form in high school just about every day as i cracked the books each afternoon to start homework. now, i’m not entirely sure if that was power-napping or just plain procrastinating… but i’ve decided bring this pastime back and to turn one ordinary lunch break into a power hour of rest. yes my friends, the power hour of rest. and today, it got a whole lot better…

at the strike of a quarter to one i slip outta the office and into the car. i roll into roberto’s and get a lite burrito to go. i grab my insane amounts of salsa and hurry for the car. as i pull into my parking spot in the shaded parking lot near the beach i transfer to the passenger seat of the car. i crack the windows, tune the radio, and eat away. phase one complete. once done eating, i recline the chair, set the phone alarm and slip into dreamland. and in a mere 20 to 30 minutes i am simply refreshed to tackle the rest of the work day.

and i’ll tell you this my friends - today, i brought a pillow. yes, a couch pillow. and let me you this… glorious.

now ryan douglass has pointed out to me that this is a sign that i’m crazy, old, or genius. well i ask you all this workers of the world. as two o’ clock rolls around do you feel a drag and feel productivity slow down? welp, i did. no more! so grab your pillow, recline your seat, and join in to the power hour of rest!

and yes ryan, i may be losing it…

clichéd college kids and their clichéd musical tastes

Friday, April 4th, 2008

attention UCSD students: i love you, i miss you, i wish i was still there. BUT, your taste in music sucks. I always knew this - constantly experienced this - sighed daily walking through the dorms when there - wanted to run thru campus with a boombox spouting the truth of good music…. and apparently nothing’s changed.

call it elitist, call it what you will. but i’ll let the list speak for itself:

Terrible Music

i rest my case.

john mccain is an asshole.

Friday, April 4th, 2008

john mccain is an asshole

headline from yahoo!:

“McCain says he was wrong to vote against MLK holiday”

vote for this guy - seems like a real wise, in touch, educated, well tempered, nice guy. do it america.

however, he’s got arms like a trex…. never trust a man with arms like a trex.

i miss this guy.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Walter “Cockroach” Bradley

Mister Carl Anthony Payne II

i’ll tell you what - this guy got a raw deal in hollywood… after playing “cockroach” in the cosby show, the man went on to play a host of shitty unimportant characters on shitty unimportant projects. i find this ludicrous - this guy was amazing - attitude, wardrobe, charm, innocence - the guy had it all. look at him for christ-sake. someone please, for the love of jesus, get this man his own sitcom.

p.s. he got fired from the cosby show cuz he refused to cut his hair. fuck yeah cockroach… fuck. yeah.

p.p.s. i find it extremely bogus this is the only screenshot of cockroach i could find…and he has no hair…kinda contradicts the above statement…bogus.

finally!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

cheese head

month of no-cheese-hell has come to it’s dramatic conclusion today. i’ll tell you what folks - i’m gonna it the eat the shit out of some bronx tonite. whole pie for the blomdaddy.

yum!

this month: no fried goods. holla.